ellie//23//she•they//false messiah//filling in for mel zetz

mozilla-firefucks:

circleturk:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

ciderli:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

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@chai-cow-ski

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

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The bird one isn’t “lucky”; pitohuis are poisonous, not venomous. Yeah, depending on the bird just touching one make your hand tingle, but it’s not really dangerous, and you can even eat them if you prepare them properly.

Plus, the guy in the tweet is a biologist who literally studies those birds:

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he knew what he was doing

husbandtits:

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)